How how to ask to borrow your next-door neighbors bong

Is pretty obvious that you're over here smoking pot and I just wanted to borrow a bowl but said you  burned all the pots and the bowls So can I borrow your bong?( correct spelling is "bang")
Most common reply is I have a dong!

Ahhbhhh.......lol.....
Well I guess that's bett r than nothing!

Have you ever got this reply "spare the rod and spoil the child" 

My neighbor replied ah, you bett r knot! 
Matter of factly that is all I ever got ....no no's and nay nays!

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