How how to ask to borrow your next-door neighbors bong
Is pretty obvious that you're over here smoking pot and I just wanted to borrow a bowl but said you burned all the pots and the bowls So can I borrow your bong?( correct spelling is "bang")
Most common reply is I have a dong!
Well I guess that's bett r than nothing!
Have you ever got this reply "spare the rod and spoil the child"
My neighbor replied ah, you bett r knot!
Matter of factly that is all I ever got ....no no's and nay nays!