Bacon prices are going up
Woman tried to burn down ex's house - with bacon: A Utah woman angry at her ex-boyfriend admitted to police that she put a pound of bacon on a cookie sheet on top of his gas stove back in March, turned the burner on "high," and left it there, allegedly in an attempt to burn the house down. That her BAC reportedly classified her as very "impaired" probably doesn't surprise anyone - but her last name might.
That bacon was very expensive having a bomb fire woman claims bacon cost her sixteen thousand after she tried to hire a police officer to move her out of a HUD project because she couldn't breath .
We never got down to cooking " the local bacon, we were afraid to because it came from "pigs" . After that a hospital bill arrived totaling ten thousand and the housekeeper sued the tenant for workmanship compensation of totaling almost six thousand dollars.
She claims she had to move out cause the bacon is too expensive , after she was bailed out jail for calling them all bitches.
Totally true story!!